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yes ma i had a date tonight....


it was pretty damn fun. it began so randomly meeting at ryan's party...with a random guy i randomly met at the rock gym who just randomly happened to be ryan's 2nd cousin and who randomly showed up to one of our mock trial parties. lol. watched Australia, probably one of the best date movies...love, action, comedy, everything. it was just a lovely evening with a very lovely fella. met up at the bookstore, it was early so we could still catch the first showing. after the movie it was pretty late so everything was pretty closed but it was fine. grabbed a burger at in n out...then drove around.....and probably stayed in the parking lot saying goodbye but failing miserably for an hour. it was a "i don't want to let you go" moment. and he said it several times. this guy is not a player as some of his friends are....i like him...it was what a date should be. he was a gentlemen throughout. and i of course, was delightful, humurous, flirtatious, etc. i did find myself having to hold myself back from tearing apart his clothes when he kissed me on the neck, breathed and nibbled on my ears....that was unbearable.

i have to admit i was nervous. really nervous. wondering if i should have an escape plan. lol but i knew i didn't because he wasn't like one of the losers i had gone out with in the past. those dates that crashed and burned. never again! never dating boys ever again! only men. i just was nervous that maybe if i couldn't have a good date with this guy it was really just something wrong with me. not them. but it wasn't . it really was them. because tonight was just right.

he doesn't play games. i dig that.

The Ethical Slut

It's official pap smears rank up there amoungst the uncomforatble moments right next to having your mom or pops walk in while your and your bf/gf are doing "stuff", and being asked to come over to see Jesse's apartment after work. Let me clarify. Jesse is a regular at my store. He comes in every, single morning, sometimes at the most busiest time of the morning, to get his cup of death. We nicknamed it the suicide. The drink is fuckin legendary and Jesse is a fuckin legend. It's a pump of every syrup we have (sometimes more), 3 packets of raw sugar, and 8 shots of espresso with whip. Nasty. When you drink a taste of it, you will gag and feel like your stomach acid has actually met it's match. And Jesse, he's a short, staunchy fella, who is mentally handicapped and about 38-40yrs of age, if I would take a gander. So you can see why it's be a bit uncomfortable if he asked you (a 19 yr old) to come over to his apartment after you got off from work.... eek.

Anyways I had my first pap today. It was different. Nothing nice about it. My Gyno is pretty nice but it was still wierd to have my legs sprawlled out with my Va-j-j just chillen while she lubed up at proceeded to stick that dreaded labia seperator and that trident looking like thing in me. Then the HPV exam was just straight up violating. I felt like Peter Griffen when he got his prostate exam. She just pushed and felt me right up, and I just squeezed my eyes shut and grinded my teeth hoping for her to finish soon. What took minutes felt like an hour. But I guess I'm just a prude. The only person I want feeling me up down there is my boyfriend.

Last night I went to Shelby's going away dinner with some coworkers and Raf. Yoshino's is scrumpdiddilyumptious, and Raf looked sexy. Even though he wore a metro sexual shirt I still thought he looked spankin. :P Anyways, after dinner we went to Borders and strolled through the asiles until we came to the sex section. That was fun, reading this book BLOW HIM away. Very interesting. lol. I thought it was funny that it was next to the self help section, and I laughed when I saw the book "How to Save Your Marriage" right next to "The Ethical Slut" and "How to Dommineer". Yes America, this is it. We solve your problems with SEX. Meh..I have no comment.