Saturday, July 22, 2006

Random Crap

I like people who feel comfortable in their own skin.I don't like people who wear make-up just to go swimming. it cakes up. and you end up looking redllightdistrictesqueI like people who have pictures with meaning and memory.I like people who take care of friends when they black out.I like people who laugh a lot and dance a lot and sing alot when they're drunk and moreso when they're sober.I don't like these girls on myspace who look like their 12 and feel the need to post raunchy pictures of themselves with the classic "OMG OOPS! I LOOK LIKE A WHORE " facial expression. You all know what I'm talking about. *my beach pictures are tasteful and isn't the reflection of me in the mirror with my camera and my tits and ass hangin out*I like people with good teeth, and overall good hygene.I hate it when people have yellow teeth and plaque. (BIG PET PEEVE) and like to take pictures showing they're poorly conditioned teeth.I hate it when people take pictures of themselves with a mirror and their hand helf up high with the camera flash, looking at a corner then photoshoping every imperfection pretnding like they're artistic and au naturale with "no makeup on" . I just do. cliche girls. get over you damn selves!I hate split ends.I hate restrictions.I like starbucks and my coworkers.I love the occasional hookah.I think oystershots is what the devil's shit would taste like.I want to fly away to an exotic land and study. and live.I want a lot of material things. And I will get them but I won't loose my sense of self and diginity.I will be independent.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Kinepela-Jennifer

ALOHA!!!k so let me just vent a lil...We arrived in hawaii a day late cause stupid fuckin United Airlines bailed on us twice. We left from LAX flew 40 minutes out to the pacific then turned around because of an electrical failure.They "fixed it" got everyone on board again, then told us to get off AGAIN because they did a final engine test that FAILED and so they had to take the plane out of service. How lame is that. They put us up in the la quita inn and didn't give us our luggage. blah blah blah it was a mess and that was the only stressful part besides coming back and forgetting where we parked the car in the LAX 3square mile parking lot. oh and the really really bad man wth b.o. that i had to sit by in the back corner of the plane next to the restroom.sidenote: if you are flying please be effing curtious of the poor people around you and use freakin deoderant to mask your rancid odour. shit man...5hours of that is unbearable!k on to the good part.We stayed on the Big Island of Hawaii. We rented a cute little villa surrounded by lava rocks and stuff in Waikiloa, i'm sure i spelled that wrong. Marino called it a barren wasteland. When we got there we were so hungry so we just ate at the first place we saw in Kona which just happened to be one of the best joints in Kona. Huggoz on the Rocks. Beautfiul sunset dinner, live hawaiian music and hula dancer. HIGHLIGHT: taking oystershots. haha. i will have pictures of that soon.What else..We took surf lessons from this tight local named Dante who had some narly battle wounds and some sick hawaiian tribal tatoos. Yah, I suck major balls at surfing, but it was so much fun anyways. Yeah he mentioned that the pervious lesson he gave there was a shark that he attracted cause his cuts were fresh and he was attracting them. We also saw a giant sea turtle just kinda chillin on the surface which was cool.We also went snorkling. We saw a giant sea turtle and pet it. But then learned that we arn't supposed to. But it wa cool anyways lol. We kayaked a mile out to Captian Cooks monument, saw really awesome spinner dolphins doing summersaults in the air. Once we reached the monument we went snorkling there too. It was beautiful. Got slammed pretty hard on the rocks and got a few cuts and scrapes from the damn sea urchines. Saw some really cool fish. but shieet i've got battlewounds lol.Went to the volcanoes and craters. Saw some lava steam and smoke. It was pretty coool. Went to the hotsprings. Shopping in Kona is awesome.The beaches were so beautiful. We spent alot of time in Hapuna and White sand beach because that where most of the skimboarding is. Got a nice lil golden tan. We also visited some black sand beaches and salt and pepper beaches. but my favorties were the white sand.Every night there was a beautiful sunsent and the nigh sky was filled with so many stars.I'll pictures up soon enough but for now that is all.Hawaii was nothing short of perfect.