The "Perks" of Dating a Starbucks Barista.

(courtesy of topher) yeah it's dirty but it cracked me up. I mean...we're just that good at pumping mocha. jealous much?1. Because we're used to whipped cream.2. We make everything extra hot.3. We know how to keep you up in the morning.4. We won't fall asleep afterwards.5. We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!6. No body grinds like we do.7. The thing's we make are soooo delicious.8. You ALWAYS find Mocha, Whip cream, caramel or some other deleciousness on some part of our body.9. Give you enough creame so you won't complain.10. Because we always gladly do it agian if you arnt satisfied and thank you with a smile.11. Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.12. We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.13. We Give "Legendary" Service.14. We wipe our steam wands with a towl when we finish steaming your pitcher.15. Because our aprons aren't just useful in the store, but also in the bedroom; easy to take off, clean up small spills/stains, provide easy access to...everything!